My dad at 29, me at 2 weeks. Me at 29, my boy at 2 weeks.
this has got to be the best thing i have seen on tumblr so far, i love this way too much.
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Burger King Rugrats Watches - 1998
I HAD ONE!!! IT SAID, “A BABY’S GOTTA DO WHAT A BABY’S GOTTA DO” WHEN YOU PRESSED A BUTTON
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I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect
one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious
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- Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINIt’s the Moon Moon of the sea
Swim Swim
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when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming
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i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
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This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
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YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER
THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT
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wildflower-pickin-countrygirl:
omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!
this is fucking awesome
omg
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